When you're not tryna have sex w/a dude and he is and he asks if you're on your period, like that's the only reason that you wouldn't...

lol...hope this hasn't happened too much

When a dude says he doesn't want a golddigger but goes around flashing all his jewels and money and whatnot...and tries to buy a chick anyway.

I find it funny when chicks act like they don't fart or haven't ever had one that stink. HAHAHAHA

If you politely try to turn down a guy you're not feeling. His feelings get hurt, and he has to call u out your name. So, if I was a bitch, why u approach me in the first place?

I find male groupies funny...especially on this board...HA, u bastards

I think it's funny when a chick you known for the longest don't act like she wanna hollar until she see you wit somebody else. Then she try HARD to get at you.

Guys do that too. Very loudly, I might add.

I think it's funny how some men will say they want a good woman, but they don't know how or don't try to be good men......you get what you give.

When you're having sex w/a guy and he thinks he's doing something and you're just laying there like "riiight" and sweat is all dripping down his forehead onto you...okay that's more "ew" than funny...

When a guy lies about his age...WHY?

It's funny when you meet a guy and tell him that you're not trying to rush into any kind of intimacy with them...and after a couple of weeks or months they get upset like they didn't know the program before it all started. LMAO....that's funny to me.

WORD WORD WORD!!!! Nuff said on that tip. It's gonna be some LONG nippled chicks in here if they keep lettin cats hang all over they titties!

exactly...

You right, but I think both are funny to me. Ladies just have me rollin cause they be sneaky wit it.

chicks got problems....

I find it funny how some women have that fake work voice. Them shits have me ROLLIN, but ya gotta make that paper. I always mimick my sister and Ma when I call them at work. LMAO

lol...gotta make up for the name boomquesha....

I honestly think women..or girls I should say..do that more than men do! I could be wrong, but I'm not sure.

They do...that's why I find it funny. Talkin bout you 27 when you really 40 and dress like a 21 yr old...WTF

"Pretty thugs" [oxymoron]...and super pretty boys that be takin more time to get ready than females...Yo y'all look gay to me...

I'm determined to keep this thread alive, dammit.

When a dude is infatuated with a famous chick...when usually it's all makeup...

Aight I'm gone...

When a gurl hates on another gurl she doesnt even know by tellin you somethin about her tryin to disguise it as bein in your best interest

what has whitney houston become????


kinda of topic..

It kills me when a guy be like "ugh that nigga ugly" but if u ask them "how does he look to you" they get all defensive like "I ain't no homo".. I be like wat tha fuck..how u gon judge one guy but not anotha?

when niggas have big dicks but cant fuck <<thats a jOke 2 me

when gurls say they lookin for 10 inches and dont know that that shit could puncture one of they organs..

I think it's funny how men don't gossip, but when you want to know the real scoop a man is the one who can tell you. LMAO

Somethin I find personally HILARIOUS is how I have had SO MANY chicks tell me they can make me cum from they head...but I have YET to do so from any! LMAO Everytime, I hear the same thing...then they fail!

Itz funny when guyz try to holla and u give them no play... then they call u errythang but a child of god and say u weren't all that no way... if thatz the case, why were u stressin me for my number?

I can honestly say that I have NEVER cum from head. I think it is one other guy in here too. We talked about it before, but I have yet to experience that. I call it my championship title.

ITZ FUNNY TO ME HOW MEN ASK U TO CHILL WIT THEM & SPEND THE NITE... BUT WHEN U SAY U CAN CHILL BUT U AINT SPENDIN THE NITE, THEY GET ALL POUTY AND START ACTIN LIKE KIDZ......

ITZ FUNNY WHEN A GUY IS TRYNA HOLLA WHILE SITTIN IN HIS RIDE, HE DONT EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO GET OUT AND SPEAK TO U... EXPECTIN U TO LEAN ALL IN HIS WINDOW AND SPEAK...... ROFLMAO

It's funny that 99% of males' handwriting looks like a 2nd graders...do y'all just not care or what?

Yea, we dont care

Time to counter act some of this male bashing...

Its funny how woman say their not bitches, but know the lyrics of raps songs cold that says other wise.

I'm da baddest bitch..- Trina

Their only defense is he/she ain't say my name. Smacka with a dick, smacka with a dick, skeeeeeeeeeeet, skeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, skeeeeeeeeeeet. - Chris Rock

It's funny how females say they want you to have a conversation with them when they really want you to listen. Nah, you don't say, Really.

Its funny how females don't like to be lied to, but their whole image is a lie. The hair ain't that long, they face ain't that pretty without that makeup, they ain't that tall without them heals. Thats not yo baby.

Its also funny when females want somebody to satisfy them in the bed, when they asses don't want to do shit to help themselves never mind pleasin yo mate.

Its funny how females can be so dumb, they will fight the other female before even saying anything to the nigga that cheated on you.

Its funny how females say the reason they want to get married is because they love they man, when in reality they just want to tell you what to do and if the shit don't work be entitled to half.

Its funny how some females talk about they want a thug, and when they can't handle the thug/bad guy, they want to cry, they want to call the cops, they want to get mad when the thug fucked they mamma, sister, and cousin in a one week span.